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Big Data Halloween

Addams Family style

To the tune of the Addams Family theme song

Your data bus is kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Variety is ooky
Big Data is for me

The size it can be scary
Velocity is hairy
Your management is wary
Big Data is for me

♫ ♩♩ [snap snap]
Stream
♫ ♩♩ [snap snap]
Store
♫ ♩♩ ♫ ♩♩  ♫ ♩♩ [snap snap]
Scream

Recall and precision
Get rid of indecision
A data driven vision
Big Data is for me

Your data bus is kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Variety is ooky
Big Data is for me

♫ ♩♩ [snap snap]
Hadoop
♫ ♩♩ [snap snap]
Closed-loop
♫ ♩♩ ♫ ♩♩  ♫ ♩♩ [snap snap]
Big Data is for me!
[snap snap]

The Addams Family original theme song

Halloween post

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