To the tune of the Addams Family theme song
Your data bus is kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Variety is ooky
Big Data is for me
The size it can be scary
Velocity is hairy
Your management is wary
Big Data is for me
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Stream
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Store
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Scream
Recall and precision
Get rid of indecision
A data driven vision
Big Data is for me
Your data bus is kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Variety is ooky
Big Data is for me
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Hadoop
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Closed-loop
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Big Data is for me!
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The Addams Family original theme song
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